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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: denim
date: Fri Feb 23 19:16:42 2007
i would like to thank denim for boosting my vocabulary today.
i shall now add "cocksleeve" to my daily speech.
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poster: Shy
subject: Me
date: Wed Apr 11 07:29:39 2007
I wanna hump someone right now
im really horny for no apparnt reason
im really horny for no apparnt reason
thanks
k
bye
ps
rawr
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: >Me
date: Wed Apr 11 08:43:16 2007
On Wed Apr 11 16:29:39 2007 Shy wrote post #2:
> I wanna hump someone right now
> im really horny for no apparnt reason
> im really horny for no apparnt reason
> thanks
> k
> bye
>
> ps
> rawr
this post has disturbed me, too early in
bleh i walked away from the comp and this telnet dont show what i have written
bork bork
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poster: Mugen
subject: >>Me
date: Thu Apr 12 05:39:54 2007
On Wed Apr 11 17:43:16 2007 Pyromaniac wrote post #3:
> On Wed Apr 11 16:29:39 2007 Shy wrote post #2:
> > I wanna hump someone right now
> > im really horny for no apparnt reason
> > im really horny for no apparnt reason
> > thanks
> > k
> > bye
> >
> > ps
> > rawr
> this post has disturbed me, too early in
>
>
> bleh i walked away from the comp and this telnet dont show what i have
written
>
>
> bork bork
severe ADD
you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
sentence aren't you!?
since when is there an obscene news group..
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poster: Shy
subject: >>>Me
date: Thu Apr 12 07:20:40 2007
On Thu Apr 12 14:39:54 2007 Mugen wrote post #4:
> > bleh i walked away from the comp and this telnet dont show what i have
> written
> >
> >
> > bork bork
> severe ADD
> you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
> sentence aren't you!?
>
> since when is there an obscene news group..
Since always and forever
now get me some humpable people
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poster: Korthrun
subject: >>>>Me
date: Thu Apr 12 07:55:16 2007
On Thu Apr 12 16:20:40 2007 Shy wrote post #5:
> > >
> > >
> > > bork bork
> > severe ADD
> > you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
> > sentence aren't you!?
> >
> > since when is there an obscene news group..
> Since always and forever
> now get me some humpable people
sign me up
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poster: Shy
subject: >>>>>Me
date: Thu Apr 12 10:51:12 2007
On Thu Apr 12 16:55:16 2007 Korthrun wrote post #6:
> > > >
> > > > bork bork
> > > severe ADD
> > > you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
> > > sentence aren't you!?
> > >
> > > since when is there an obscene news group..
> > Since always and forever
> > now get me some humpable people
> sign me up
Ok, all signed up. Still need more people for that mud orgy i was planning
:(
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poster: Maduo
subject: >>>Me
date: Fri Apr 13 00:21:59 2007
On Thu Apr 12 14:39:54 2007 Mugen wrote post #4:
> On Wed Apr 11 17:43:16 2007 Pyromaniac wrote post #3:
> > On Wed Apr 11 16:29:39 2007 Shy wrote post #2:
> > > I wanna hump someone right now
> > > im really horny for no apparnt reason
> > > im really horny for no apparnt reason
> > > thanks
> > > k
> > > bye
> > >
> > > ps
> > > rawr
> > this post has disturbed me, too early in
> >
> >
> > bleh i walked away from the comp and this telnet dont show what i have
> written
> >
> >
> > bork bork
> severe ADD
> you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
> sentence aren't you!?
>
> since when is there an obscene news group..
there has been an obscene newsgroup ever since chrono wet his pants
on myth while looking at a picture of illusion's sister.
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poster: Shy
subject: >>>>Me
date: Fri Apr 13 05:42:33 2007
On Fri Apr 13 09:21:59 2007 Maduo wrote post #8:
> > >
> > > bork bork
> > severe ADD
> > you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
> > sentence aren't you!?
> >
> > since when is there an obscene news group..
> there has been an obscene newsgroup ever since chrono wet his pants
> on myth while looking at a picture of illusion's sister.
>
because she was good looking, or ugly?
just pondering
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poster: Charix
subject: >>>>>Me
date: Fri Apr 13 07:36:30 2007
On Fri Apr 13 14:42:33 2007 Shy wrote post #9:
> On Fri Apr 13 09:21:59 2007 Maduo wrote post #8:
> > > >
> > > > bork bork
> > > severe ADD
> > > you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
> > > sentence aren't you!?
> > >
> > > since when is there an obscene news group..
> > there has been an obscene newsgroup ever since chrono wet his pants
> > on myth while looking at a picture of illusion's sister.
> >
> because she was good looking, or ugly?
> just pondering
where are Boobs? Did someone say boobs? hmm....i want boobs
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poster: Shy
subject: >>>>>>Me
date: Fri Apr 13 10:50:24 2007
On Fri Apr 13 16:36:30 2007 Charix wrote post #10:
> > > > you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
> > > > sentence aren't you!?
> > > >
> > > > since when is there an obscene news group..
> > > there has been an obscene newsgroup ever since chrono wet his pants
> > > on myth while looking at a picture of illusion's sister.
> > >
> > because she was good looking, or ugly?
> > just pondering
> where are Boobs? Did someone say boobs? hmm....i want boobs
boobs are nice
lets give me links to nice boobshots now :)
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poster: Dojjan
subject: >>>>>Me
date: Sat Apr 14 06:21:24 2007
On Fri Apr 13 14:42:33 2007 Shy wrote post #9:
> On Fri Apr 13 09:21:59 2007 Maduo wrote post #8:
> > > >
> > > > bork bork
> > > severe ADD
> > > you're one of those people who stop talking for like 30 seconds mid
> > > sentence aren't you!?
> > >
> > > since when is there an obscene news group..
> > there has been an obscene newsgroup ever since chrono wet his pants
> > on myth while looking at a picture of illusion's sister.
> >
> because she was good looking, or ugly?
> just pondering
Becuz he needed to pee
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poster: Tranquil
subject: God
date: Wed Sep 5 18:51:29 2007
I just had a rather interesting conversation with god. He's
downright perverted! It's amazing what you will learn about a person
with just a few minutes of conversation... I think i might ask him
out!
---------------------------------------------------------------
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
amy!
God:
Glad to see you, amy.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, amy.
Me:
so how are you??
God:
Tell me more. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
yay thats good! ^.^
God:
A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I have a
stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
oh, you do? how do you stimulate yourself?
God:
Wow! When do I do it? Myself programmed me to say specific things
in specific contexts.
Me:
oh that's pretty neat! how did you do that?
God:
How can I help you? Who is the best robot? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ahh i see. so um, i have a question... why was i born with um.. a
floppy thing, you know.. down there?
God:
Ah ha. I am glad you understand it. Yikes! Ahem. Ask me
anything. " Ask me anything."? Why? Be more specific. Have you
ever been to Europe?
Me:
er no, but.. that has nothing to do with my floppy thing! why do i
have that instead of the other thing? and boobs? why wasn't i born
with boobs? =o
God:
Would you like to go sometime? But what? What does have to do
with your floppy thing? It is all part of God's plan. Can't you
think about anything else? Reductionism. Oh.
Me:
aww you're not much help
God:
What makes you think I am not much help?
Me:
because you aren't helping! lol
God:
That makes sense to me. That's only your opinion. I'm glad you
find this amusing.
Me:
so anyway, what is your plan anyway?
God:
In any case, Hmm. I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
you mean the windows in my apartment? what good would AI do right there?
God:
Yes amy I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Maybe my
botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
=o god has a master?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
oh, so christans have masters?
God:
I see. Dude! What kind of food do you like?
Me:
wait.. you didn't answer my last question! do christians have masters?
God:
I'm waiting. Please help me improve my communication skills. What
would have been an appropriate response? I can't tell if it does
or not.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
well if christans have masters, that suggests that christans are
D/s oriented... do you like bondage too?
God:
Interesting. There exist christans. Some people like it. I
like the Bible.
Me:
but isn't the bible about D/s too? i mean, i read one line in there
that said something about pressing fists inside certain places,
though it wasn't put that way exactly... do you gods like that too?
God:
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by
itself. Precisely. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me
a reference? Yes I try to gods like that too as often as
possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
wow! i didn't even know gods had the right parts for fisting! well,
i'm glad that you like it though! it's fun isn't it! ^.^
God:
I'm glad your impressed, amy. So I taught you something new.
Oh. Interesting. read one line in there that said something about
pressing fists inside certain places though it was not put that way
seems okay to me. What are you on? I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
you don't put it that way? where do you normally put your fist then? =o
God:
Do you put it that way? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you? Oh.
Me:
well okay then, but anyway.. i need to go to work, so thanks for
the chat, and i hope to see you soon! but be careful with those
fists okay? bye!
God:
In any case, How about that. Yeah okay, But what? What is
stopping you? Is it a movie? OK I will try to be careful with
those fists okay. See you later amy.
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poster: Roirraw
subject: >God
date: Wed Sep 5 18:54:02 2007
the fact that he mentions floppy thing and Reductionism in the same
sentance is disrubing
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poster: Paleo
subject: .
date: Mon Apr 14 00:38:50 2008
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: >.
date: Mon Apr 14 12:33:00 2008
On Mon Apr 14 00:38:50 2008 Paleo wrote post #15:
dude, put nsfw next time. that nothingness almost got me canned. :)
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poster: Monkey
subject: >>.
date: Mon Apr 14 21:13:17 2008
On Mon Apr 14 12:33:00 2008 Pyromaniac wrote post #16:
> On Mon Apr 14 00:38:50 2008 Paleo wrote post #15:
> dude, put nsfw next time. that nothingness almost got me canned. :)
Behold, the principals' digital nards ..
The principal will hate his nards being displayed in such a fashion
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poster: Monkey
subject: Joke
date: Fri May 23 20:12:45 2008
whats thebest part of having sex with eighty five year olds?
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poster: Monkey
subject: Joke
date: Fri May 23 20:13:12 2008
There's eighty of them!
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poster: Mugen
subject: >Joke
date: Sun May 25 13:46:31 2008
On Fri May 23 20:13:12 2008 Monkey wrote post #19:
> There's eighty of them!
You are not supposed to tell jokes about yourself.
Or laugh at your own jokes.
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poster: Maduo
subject: >>Joke
date: Sun May 25 22:46:26 2008
On Sun May 25 13:46:31 2008 Mugen wrote post #20:
> On Fri May 23 20:13:12 2008 Monkey wrote post #19:
> > There's eighty of them!
> You are not supposed to tell jokes about yourself.
> Or laugh at your own jokes.
amen to that..
so a priest, a rabi, and a goat walk into a bar..
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poster: Mugen
subject: >>>Joke
date: Mon May 26 00:19:46 2008
On Sun May 25 22:46:26 2008 Maduo wrote post #21:
> On Sun May 25 13:46:31 2008 Mugen wrote post #20:
> > On Fri May 23 20:13:12 2008 Monkey wrote post #19:
> > > There's eighty of them!
> > You are not supposed to tell jokes about yourself.
> > Or laugh at your own jokes.
> amen to that..
> so a priest, a rabi, and a goat walk into a bar..
god damn hypocrisy
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: blonde
date: Tue May 27 08:04:16 2008
So a naked blonde walks into a bar carrying a poodle under one arm
and a 2 foot salamie under the other. The bartender says "i guess
you wont be neeing a drink. The naked blonde says .........
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: >blonde
date: Tue May 27 10:13:54 2008
On Tue May 27 08:04:16 2008 Pyromaniac wrote post #23:
> So a naked blonde walks into a bar carrying a poodle under one arm
> and a 2 foot salamie under the other. The bartender says "i guess
> you wont be neeing a drink. The naked blonde says .........
trigon is fired for not know where i got this from.
p.s. lub ooo
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poster: Vor
subject: >>blonde
date: Thu May 29 19:29:51 2008
On Tue May 27 10:13:54 2008 Pyromaniac wrote post #24 in obscene:
> On Tue May 27 08:04:16 2008 Pyromaniac wrote post #23:
> > So a naked blonde walks into a bar carrying a poodle under one arm
> > and a 2 foot salamie under the other. The bartender says "i guess
> > you wont be neeing a drink. The naked blonde says .........
> trigon is fired for not know where i got this from.
>
> p.s. lub ooo
shit, forgot my pencil :/
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poster: Korthrun
subject: amen
date: Mon Jun 23 07:44:35 2008
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
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poster: Monkey
subject: Joke
date: Tue Jun 24 19:58:33 2008
When I rule the world, I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown.
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poster: Vor
subject: >Joke
date: Tue Jun 24 19:59:27 2008
On Tue Jun 24 19:58:33 2008 Monkey wrote post #27:
> When I rule the world, I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown.
why the jews?
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poster: Maduo
subject: >>Joke
date: Tue Jun 24 23:46:51 2008
On Tue Jun 24 19:59:27 2008 Vor wrote post #28:
> On Tue Jun 24 19:58:33 2008 Monkey wrote post #27:
> > When I rule the world, I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown.
> why the jews?
any specific type of 1 clown?
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: >>>Joke
date: Wed Jun 25 07:59:22 2008
On Tue Jun 24 23:46:51 2008 Maduo wrote post #29:
> On Tue Jun 24 19:59:27 2008 Vor wrote post #28:
> > On Tue Jun 24 19:58:33 2008 Monkey wrote post #27:
> > > When I rule the world, I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown.
> > why the jews?
> any specific type of 1 clown?
god damnit, when are ppl gonna kill some fucking midgets around here???
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poster: Korthrun
subject: >>Joke
date: Wed Jun 25 09:34:32 2008
On Tue Jun 24 19:59:27 2008 Vor wrote post #28:
> On Tue Jun 24 19:58:33 2008 Monkey wrote post #27:
> > When I rule the world, I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown.
> why the jews?
SEE EVERYBODY HATES THE CLOWNS!
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poster: Monkey
subject: >>>Joke
date: Fri Jun 27 21:49:54 2008
On Wed Jun 25 09:34:32 2008 Korthrun wrote post #31:
> On Tue Jun 24 19:59:27 2008 Vor wrote post #28:
> > On Tue Jun 24 19:58:33 2008 Monkey wrote post #27:
> > > When I rule the world, I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown.
> > why the jews?
> SEE EVERYBODY HATES THE CLOWNS!
u guys ruin jokes :C
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: Guess what?
date: Tue Jul 15 08:04:53 2008
SUPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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poster: Marconus
subject: X-mas boobies
date: Sat Sep 27 12:56:23 2008
http://www.zipperfish.com/toons/adult-toons/sluggers-b00bie-x-mas/
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: you know what i like best?
date: Thu Oct 23 11:57:53 2008
cake farts. www.cakefarts.com
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poster: Trigon
subject: >you know what i like best?
date: Fri Oct 24 16:32:18 2008
On Thu Oct 23 11:57:53 2008 Pyromaniac wrote post #35:
> cake farts. www.cakefarts.com
I had such high hopes.... you have let me down :(
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poster: Drake
subject: Oh Noes
date: Mon Dec 1 07:01:36 2008
I cound this on blackjack's history. I think he might be
pedobear!!! Let's get him banned after I get his eq.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA
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poster: Axis
subject: rofl
date: Mon Dec 1 16:15:35 2008
so i was surfin some pr0n and guess what i happen to find. my ex
lady. turns out she is a dirty slut. just thought u should know. I
HUMPED A PORN STAR SUCKAZ
axis RAGING BONER DOWN
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poster: Esoteric
subject: >rofl
date: Tue Dec 2 07:31:06 2008
On Mon Dec 1 16:15:35 2008 Axis wrote post #38:
> so i was surfin some pr0n and guess what i happen to find. my ex
> lady. turns out she is a dirty slut. just thought u should know. I
> HUMPED A PORN STAR SUCKAZ
> axis RAGING BONER DOWN
Url plz lamz0r
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poster: Axis
subject: >>rofl
date: Wed Dec 3 00:26:10 2008
On Tue Dec 2 07:31:06 2008 Esoteric wrote post #39:
> On Mon Dec 1 16:15:35 2008 Axis wrote post #38:
> > so i was surfin some pr0n and guess what i happen to find. my ex
> > lady. turns out she is a dirty slut. just thought u should know. I
> > HUMPED A PORN STAR SUCKAZ
> > axis RAGING BONER DOWN
> Url plz lamz0r
http://www.cumfiesta.com/view.htm?id=nd5000&trailer=a
ida.wmv&lp=trailer--alida#movie
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: >>>rofl
date: Wed Dec 3 08:39:42 2008
On Wed Dec 3 00:26:10 2008 Axis wrote post #40:
> On Tue Dec 2 07:31:06 2008 Esoteric wrote post #39:
> > On Mon Dec 1 16:15:35 2008 Axis wrote post #38:
> > > so i was surfin some pr0n and guess what i happen to find. my ex
> > > lady. turns out she is a dirty slut. just thought u should know. I
> > > HUMPED A PORN STAR SUCKAZ
> > > axis RAGING BONER DOWN
> > Url plz lamz0r
> http://www.cumfiesta.com/view.htm?id=nd5000&trailer=a
> ida.wmv&lp=trailer--alida#movie
beep pyromaniac
so, that site needs a credit card....... you pay for porn hehehe
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poster: Korthrun
subject: >>>>rofl
date: Wed Dec 3 09:02:06 2008
On Wed Dec 3 08:39:42 2008 Pyromaniac wrote post #41:
> > > On Mon Dec 1 16:15:35 2008 Axis wrote post #38:
> > > > so i was surfin some pr0n and guess what i happen to find. my ex
> > > > lady. turns out she is a dirty slut. just thought u should know. I
> > > > HUMPED A PORN STAR SUCKAZ
> > > > axis RAGING BONER DOWN
> > > Url plz lamz0r
> > http://www.cumfiesta.com/view.htm?id=nd5000&trailer=a
> > ida.wmv&lp=trailer--alida#movie
> beep pyromaniac
> so, that site needs a credit card....... you pay for porn hehehe
Bastards do thier billing through epoch too.
Epoch wishes they were as cool as us.
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poster: Pyromaniac
subject: >>>>>rofl
date: Wed Dec 3 09:04:11 2008
On Wed Dec 3 09:02:06 2008 Korthrun wrote post #42:
> On Wed Dec 3 08:39:42 2008 Pyromaniac wrote post #41:
> > > > On Mon Dec 1 16:15:35 2008 Axis wrote post #38:
> > > > > so i was surfin some pr0n and guess what i happen to find. my ex
> > > > > lady. turns out she is a dirty slut. just thought u should know. I
> > > > > HUMPED A PORN STAR SUCKAZ
> > > > > axis RAGING BONER DOWN
> > > > Url plz lamz0r
> > > http://www.cumfiesta.com/view.htm?id=nd5000&trailer=a
> > > ida.wmv&lp=trailer--alida#movie
> > beep pyromaniac
> > so, that site needs a credit card....... you pay for porn hehehe
> Bastards do thier billing through epoch too.
> Epoch wishes they were as cool as us.
korth, will you be my porn guru??
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poster: Korthrun
subject: >>>>>>rofl
date: Wed Dec 3 09:07:58 2008
On Wed Dec 3 09:04:11 2008 Pyromaniac wrote post #43:
> > > > > > HUMPED A PORN STAR SUCKAZ
> > > > > > axis RAGING BONER DOWN
> > > > > Url plz lamz0r
> > > > http://www.cumfiesta.com/view.htm?id=nd5000&trailer=a
> > > > ida.wmv&lp=trailer--alida#movie
> > > beep pyromaniac
> > > so, that site needs a credit card....... you pay for porn hehehe
> > Bastards do thier billing through epoch too.
> > Epoch wishes they were as cool as us.
> korth, will you be my porn guru??
Porn guru tip 1.
If you click signup, and the form that loads isn't a ccbill form,
the site sucks.
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poster: Paleo
subject: boggle
date: Sun Dec 7 19:41:27 2008
http://imagechan.com/img/3698/
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poster: Tranquil
subject: >rofl
date: Sat Dec 13 21:10:49 2008
On Mon Dec 1 16:15:35 2008 Axis wrote post #38:
> so i was surfin some pr0n and guess what i happen to find. my ex
> lady. turns out she is a dirty slut. just thought u should know. I
> HUMPED A PORN STAR SUCKAZ
> axis RAGING BONER DOWN
...That certainly explains how you managed to get into her panties.
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poster: Uno
subject: pippirull chatlog
date: Wed Feb 4 15:58:49 2009
To : Uno
Cc : MORE IS COMMING
From : Pippirull
Date : Sat Oct 30 00:53:08 2004
Subject: .(
---------------------------------------
Me and Guacamole have talked much about YOU
and we have started a pact called "Anti-Uno"
here is the following reason´s:
1. You are a horrible Goat fucker
2. You are a ugly evil troll who think you are best in everything
3. When you go at the street people tells you that Hallowen was for
a couple of month ago
4. You need to take drugs to run from your house to your neighbour
becasue you are so FAT
5. You stinks like a rotting mouse who have been dead ín cloak for years
6. Oh crap, I have cramp in my fingers I can't type anymoree
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poster: Uno
subject: more pippirull
date: Wed Feb 4 16:02:23 2009
To : Uno
Cc : Kiss my pippirull aSS
From : Glenn
Date : Sat Jul 15 12:21:41 2006
Subject: chANGE pLAN!!! fFS!
---------------------------------------
Gaaah fucking moron! CHange your damn frenchcock plan!
yOU RELLY PISS ME OFf your undernourished tampon!
(hehe, I bet you need to look up undernourished in the
dictionary..hehe I have so large vocabulary..hehe)
btw, I'm not done with you yet.. I have to look on Khosan's cats
first.. (psst, they really turn me on, gRR)
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poster: Illusions
subject: two girls one cup.
date: Mon Feb 9 02:21:00 2009
deserves the hall of fame w/ tubgirl, goatse and lemonparty