| eheh | Sun Feb 14 04:20:06 2010 MST |
| Tatra Lonewolf sat by his beloved king with tears in his eyes. It
was terrible
to see his leader like this. Admittedly the king was 35 years old and everyone
knew that this time had to come sooner or later, but there was something that
could be done, surely?
Suddenly, the king awoke, and grabbed Tatra Lonewolf firmly by the face."Save
me!" he cried. Travel to Pit and retrieve for me the only thing that can save
my life. The blue pizza!
Tatra Lonewolf set out with his loyal sidekick, a superhero by the name of
Barry Ball.
One day, Tatra Lonewolf and Barry Ball take a break in their journey
and have a
meal in MuckDonalds. While Tatra Lonewolf is waiting for his burger
to warm up
to room temperature he notices a very attractive girl choking to death on her
pizza. He heroically dives over his table and performs the Heimlich manoeuvre
on her. The girl, who’s name is Kayanna, is infinitely grateful and decides to
join Tatra Lonewolf and Barry Ball on their quest. Tatra Lonewolf
agrees, as he
would also like to try out his kiss of life technique later.
The next day, the party is stopped by a strange man. He is dressed in long
black flowing robes and has an evil laugh. It is none other than the Evil
Falcore.
Evil Falcore does a nasty smelly fart, and runs off. How evil! Kayanna is
repulsed, although Tatra Lonewolf finds it strangely blue.
Kayanna is in tears. "He is so evil!" she cries. "We must stop him!". Tatra
Lonewolf agrees. Destroying Falcore should also distract the readers from the
plot loopholes and tie everything nicely up at the end.
The team sneak into the lair of the Evil Falcore...We rejoin the plot with our
intrepid companions deep in the heart of Falcore's lair, face to face with the
Evil Falcore himself. Oh yeah, and Kayanna has got herself kidnapped and is
suspended from a rope over a bubbling vat of goo!
Unfortunately, Barry Ball is eaten by Falcore's pet wolf. It's not funny.
Tatra Lonewolf screams "You will pay for what you done, you will pay
Falcore!!"
Tatra Lonewolf and Falcore meet in the final confrontation!
Tatra Lonewolf and Falcore fight each other with cool swords that go
"swiiiish". There's a lot of slashing and dodging and dramatic music, when
Falcore suddenly stops. "Tatra Lonewolf, I must tell you something...I am your
father."
Tatra Lonewolf looks for a while at Falcore. They hug and decide to rule the
world together.
create a book thing in tarantia library.... funny shit ever |
| >eheh | Mon Feb 15 09:52:18 2010 MST |
| On Sun Feb 14 04:20:06 2010 Ralys wrote post #120:
> Tatra Lonewolf sat by his beloved king with tears in his eyes. It
> was terrible
> to see his leader like this. Admittedly the king was 35 years old and
everyone
> knew that this time had to come sooner or later, but there was something
that
> could be done, surely?
> Suddenly, the king awoke, and grabbed Tatra Lonewolf firmly by the
face."Save
> me!" he cried. Travel to Pit and retrieve for me the only thing that can
save
> my life. The blue pizza!
> Tatra Lonewolf set out with his loyal sidekick, a superhero by the name of
> Barry Ball.
> One day, Tatra Lonewolf and Barry Ball take a break in their journey
> and have a
> meal in MuckDonalds. While Tatra Lonewolf is waiting for his burger
> to warm up
> to room temperature he notices a very attractive girl choking to death on
her
> pizza. He heroically dives over his table and performs the Heimlich
manoeuvre
> on her. The girl, who’s name is Kayanna, is infinitely grateful and
decides to
> join Tatra Lonewolf and Barry Ball on their quest. Tatra Lonewolf
> agrees, as he
> would also like to try out his kiss of life technique later.
> The next day, the party is stopped by a strange man. He is dressed in long
> black flowing robes and has an evil laugh. It is none other than the Evil
> Falcore.
> Evil Falcore does a nasty smelly fart, and runs off. How evil! Kayanna is
> repulsed, although Tatra Lonewolf finds it strangely blue.
> Kayanna is in tears. "He is so evil!" she cries. "We must stop him!". Tatra
> Lonewolf agrees. Destroying Falcore should also distract the readers from
the
> plot loopholes and tie everything nicely up at the end.
> The team sneak into the lair of the Evil Falcore...We rejoin the plot with
our
> intrepid companions deep in the heart of Falcore's lair, face to face with
the
> Evil Falcore himself. Oh yeah, and Kayanna has got herself kidnapped and is
> suspended from a rope over a bubbling vat of goo!
> Unfortunately, Barry Ball is eaten by Falcore's pet wolf. It's not funny.
> Tatra Lonewolf screams "You will pay for what you done, you will pay
> Falcore!!"
> Tatra Lonewolf and Falcore meet in the final confrontation!
> Tatra Lonewolf and Falcore fight each other with cool swords that go
> "swiiiish". There's a lot of slashing and dodging and dramatic music, when
> Falcore suddenly stops. "Tatra Lonewolf, I must tell you something...I am
your
> father."
> Tatra Lonewolf looks for a while at Falcore. They hug and decide to rule the
> world together.
>
> create a book thing in tarantia library.... funny shit ever
is this like twilight fan fiction????? |
| >>eheh | Tue Feb 16 21:56:49 2010 MST |
| On Mon Feb 15 09:52:18 2010 Pyromaniac wrote post #121:
> On Sun Feb 14 04:20:06 2010 Ralys wrote post #120:
> > Tatra Lonewolf sat by his beloved king with tears in his eyes. It
> > was terrible
> > to see his leader like this. Admittedly the king was 35 years old and
> everyone
> > knew that this time had to come sooner or later, but there was something
> that
> > could be done, surely?
> > Suddenly, the king awoke, and grabbed Tatra Lonewolf firmly by the
> face."Save
> > me!" he cried. Travel to Pit and retrieve for me the only thing that can
> save
> > my life. The blue pizza!
> > Tatra Lonewolf set out with his loyal sidekick, a superhero by the name of
> > Barry Ball.
> > One day, Tatra Lonewolf and Barry Ball take a break in their journey
> > and have a
> > meal in MuckDonalds. While Tatra Lonewolf is waiting for his burger
> > to warm up
> > to room temperature he notices a very attractive girl choking to death on
> her
> > pizza. He heroically dives over his table and performs the Heimlich
> manoeuvre
> > on her. The girl, who’s name is Kayanna, is infinitely grateful and
> decides to
> > join Tatra Lonewolf and Barry Ball on their quest. Tatra Lonewolf
> > agrees, as he
> > would also like to try out his kiss of life technique later.
> > The next day, the party is stopped by a strange man. He is dressed in long
> > black flowing robes and has an evil laugh. It is none other than the Evil
> > Falcore.
> > Evil Falcore does a nasty smelly fart, and runs off. How evil! Kayanna is
> > repulsed, although Tatra Lonewolf finds it strangely blue.
> > Kayanna is in tears. "He is so evil!" she cries. "We must stop him!".
Tatra
> > Lonewolf agrees. Destroying Falcore should also distract the readers from
> the
> > plot loopholes and tie everything nicely up at the end.
> > The team sneak into the lair of the Evil Falcore...We rejoin the plot with
> our
> > intrepid companions deep in the heart of Falcore's lair, face to face with
> the
> > Evil Falcore himself. Oh yeah, and Kayanna has got herself kidnapped and
is
> > suspended from a rope over a bubbling vat of goo!
> > Unfortunately, Barry Ball is eaten by Falcore's pet wolf. It's not funny.
> > Tatra Lonewolf screams "You will pay for what you done, you will pay
> > Falcore!!"
> > Tatra Lonewolf and Falcore meet in the final confrontation!
> > Tatra Lonewolf and Falcore fight each other with cool swords that go
> > "swiiiish". There's a lot of slashing and dodging and dramatic music, when
> > Falcore suddenly stops. "Tatra Lonewolf, I must tell you something...I am
> your
> > father."
> > Tatra Lonewolf looks for a while at Falcore. They hug and decide to rule
the
> > world together.
> >
> > create a book thing in tarantia library.... funny shit ever
> is this like twilight fan fiction?????
Not that i mind being saved, but how pathetic am I?? choking on
pizza...getting kidnapped...
It's a good thing I rock at this game or I would...oh wait. nm |
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