| eheh | Fri Jun 11 10:44:14 2010 MST |
| THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for more than a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little
thing bothering me - It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight mini skirts and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate,
because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her
"little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm;going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just;come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door. I
opened the door and headed straight toward my car. Lord ... And behold,
my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that;you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man;for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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