| Cold War Dog Fight (Courtesy of /.) | Sat Dec 26 13:02:14 2009 MST |
| Reminds me of the Cold War Dog Fight joke: The Americans and
Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they
continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole
world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute
with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best
fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be
entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay
down its arms. The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest
Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk.
They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with
the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed
steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a
strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt
sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this
dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage
and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog
snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American
dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's
neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog
in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in
disbelief. 'We don't understand how this could have happened. We had
our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
That's nothing", an American replied."We had our best plastic
surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a
Dachshund." |
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